( voicemail )

[waterlocked]

(text) ☽ (video) ☾ (voice)

[oh my jesus what is this new fangled technology. EXPECT THE BIGGEST PAUSE EVER OK?]
H- Hi. I'm, um, not here right now?
Please leave your name and message and I'll get to it
as soon as I figure out how to work this thing.

Did that work??—

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